"The existence of the sea means the existence of pirates."

This be one of the finest pirate cards we've ever seen! Sportin' your name in huge antiqued letters and your rustic contact information. Comes in packs of 100.

Remember, after a good pillaging an enterprising pirate leaves a calling card.

Why have a personal card?

1. Those stupid "transfer contact apps" blow.

2.Your businesses card is lame

3. You like to roll with a decoy.

4. Um, sharing your contact info?

5. Promoting your Twitter account.