So you want to be an Astronaut.

Well you can either meet NASA's requirements (see below) or you can simply create your own NASA business card. The choice is yours.

CrackCard's Requirements

1. Ability to spell your name.

or NASA's Requirements

1. Distant visual acuity: Must be correctable to 20/20, each eye

2. Near visual acuity: Must be correctable to 20/20, each eye

3. Blood pressure not to exceed 140/90 measured in a sitting position

4. Standing height between 62 and 75 inches

 If you ask me, the choice is obvious.

Why have a personal card?

1. They make a completely unique gift.

2. Your businesses card is well, boring

3. You like to roll with a decoy.

4. Um, sharing your contact info?

5. Promoting a Twitter account.